Monday, February 8, 2010

"hey ladies"

all things considered, this was an above average aardvark show. it stayed on course and the crowd had a good time. the BBQ is getting better with each visit, while the pattern has been established. 1.) one or a collection of brosephs will attempt to use their undergrad business skills to "work a deal on merch" usually starting with "hey bro, is there a discount for being the first person to buy something" with hints of "the customer is always right" speeches and usually end with "that's not right bro". 2.) one or a collection of those bros will spill their drink/beer all over the merch table. there are few places where more people have less control of their hands and what they have in them, including cigarettes. i pair spilled drinks and cigarette ashings on merchandise together as many times it happens all in one motion or the same guy will come back later with multiple infractions. 3.) the room will be filled with attractive women. if for any reason, this. guys, take notice.

3 comments:

  1. I really like reading these Teddy. Thank you for writing them.
    I hope you were still able to have a fun time even though the guys there sound annoying.

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  2. I am sure you had no problem keeping the brosephs in line! Or the ladies, for that matter! Happy to hear that the show went well.

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  3. I woulda taken any of 'em straight down to the floor man- & I think you know I could have. :)

    ~Shea from Atlanta

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